Dad: You know, Adam looks like a famous celebrity!

Mom: Really? Who?

Dad: The Little Drummer Boy!

Mom: So, you’re saying our son looks like a cartoon?

Dad: Technically, the Little Drummer Boy is a puppet.

Mom: …

Dad: Well, he does look like him don’tcha think?

Dad: …ya know, Alex looks like a famous celebrity, too…

Mom: *rolls eyes* Really? Who?

Dad: The Mighty Favog!

Mom: Who?!?

Dad: The Mighty Favog is the living deity in the Land of Gorch!

Mom: What?!?

Dad: From Saturday Night Live! The Land of Gorch was a recurring sketch featuring Jim Henson’s Muppets…

Mom: So, you think both Alex and Adam have puppet-faces…

Dad:: No, only Adam looks like a puppet, Alex looks like a Muppet.

Mom: *shakes head* I feel so sorry for our kids.

Dad: Hey, it is what it is…