Dad: You know, Adam looks like a famous celebrity!
Mom: Really? Who?
Dad: The Little Drummer Boy!
Mom: So, you’re saying our son looks like a cartoon?
Dad: Technically, the Little Drummer Boy is a puppet.
Dad: Well, he does look like him don’tcha think?
Dad: …ya know, Alex looks like a famous celebrity, too…
Mom: *rolls eyes* Really? Who?
Dad: The Mighty Favog!
Dad: The Mighty Favog is the living deity in the Land of Gorch!
Dad: From Saturday Night Live! The Land of Gorch was a recurring sketch featuring Jim Henson’s Muppets…
Mom: So, you think both Alex and Adam have puppet-faces…
Dad:: No, only Adam looks like a puppet, Alex looks like a Muppet.
Mom: *shakes head* I feel so sorry for our kids.
Dad: Hey, it is what it is…